kansass:

Eyebrows so strong they bench press 350

(via ratchetnblonde)

vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

(via memewhore)

comeoutofthewoodwork:

“I don’t care that you have a dick-a gap between your teeth” What? 

OH MY GOD WHAT

(Source: dirtytaylorswift, via memewhore)

pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

(via memewhore)

the-goddamazon:

vineforlife:

Make sure you ALWAYS greet african parents w/asapLKG , PEGO WILL

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE I DON’T THINK GUYS UNDERSTAND

(via miserycloud)

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?

(via miserycloud)